ConBeck Presents: "What is to be Done?"

"That myspace page crush attempt was awful."





"I saw a sticker of that band on a urinal last night. I took a picture on my phone, but I don't even know how to send it. It would have been much funnier if you saw it in the manner i initially did."









"It would have been funnier if we were shitfaced with our pants at our ankles standing in a pool of various men's urine?"






"That, and if you were there asking people who were trying to piss for paper towels like a drunken gay zombie."







". . . and if you then walked out of the bar onto the sidewalk and stumbled two blocks while groping several unsuspecting females and mumbling that you need more drinks."





"Then we can take the paper towels and the grope-groupies back to your place for that fabled barbecue."








"Then we can fold out your futon for a nap and take a look at the science projects growing in your bathroom."






"Then we can wash your bed's plastic sheets with a power washer and you can leave 5.0 another incoherent voicemail."







"Then we can watch you ask a 4'11" guy to go outside, then change your mind, jerk him off and pay his bar tab."








"Then you can put your pampers on and pass out three hours before the rest of us."







"Then you could mumble something about a guy's mother and disgrace Red Sox Nation again by backing down from a Yankee fan while in Fenway Park."

FINIS?

House(d) on Hoops: UConn v. Cincinnati Recap

This is a new DomeSite feature we like to call "House(d) on Hoops" where noted hoopologist Conrad "Hyper Hoopies" House(d) (pictured left) spreads the basketball wisdom. It's like Larry King's old column from USA Today only the observations are more obvious. The views expressed below are not necessarily those of the DomeSite. Gather these pearls of wisdom, sports fans.


This was a nice win. Dome- you continue to provide the worst hoops analysis in the world, but at least you are consistent. It is amazing that you have a better chance to win when you make free throws (32-37).

Price was erratic and in foul trouble and Dyson was invisible in 1st half. there is no one else to go to except Austrie. Yes, he had three possessions in a row that lead to a 6-0 run, but there is no one else to turn to. Rickey Moore is not walking through that door, Khalid is not walking through that door.

Cincy is a decent team. [DomeSite note: Cincinnati is 9-10 with an RPI of 109] Athletic, good guards, Vaughn is legit and they have a few big guys to rebound. That was a tough crowd, rowdy environment. There are no easy road games in the BE. This win is a great confidence booster going into Indiana.

Have you ever seen more teams make more threes against one team (UConn)? Unreal. I'd love to see the 3 pt percentage against UConn. [DomeSite note: 37.1% making UConn 257th in the Division I]

Wiggins (another guy who sucks according to Dome) was the difference, along with Thabeet, who is playing great.

The defense was solid and Dyson hit 3's when they needed them. I was surprised that JC didn't stick with the zone more often because that was effective.

That block that Dyson had on the guy on a semi-breakaway was unreal. It kills me that this team has been so mediocre when you see plays like this or the 2 hands block Stanley had at Seton Hall. There is serious talent here, but it rarely comes together.

Indiana can really shoot. that is what worries me. Dyson needs to get very aggressive with Gordon and try to hinder his scoring. Wiggins can also try to slow him, but no one has been able to yet. Thabeet needs to stay out of foul trouble because DJ White will go at him early. UConn needs to start fast, like in Cincy tonight.