The "Game"

"So I had to go out to Chicago, bang out some ad sales. You know how it is. Anyway, I met with these guys from IncontiLink.com. They were pretty cool. Long story longer, we end up at this place called Prost where they have this thing called 'das boot' which is a glass boot with like four pints in it. Rule is, after you pick it up, you can't put it down until it's finished. This guy is like 'I'm not sure if you want to do this, but sometimes we like to get loose in the afternoon.' I was like, 'Bring it.'

The only things I remember after that is we went to some place where this guy tried to pick up the waitress who went to DePaul and somebody dropped ass in the cab and I think there was some cheeseburger deluxe action because I woke up with my suit jacket on and the pockets were filled with ketchup packets.

The ad sale? Nailed it. That's how the game is played."