Posted & Toasted
Have you ever been to Fenway Park? It's located in the Sullyville section of Boston, one stop on the T past Murphburg (if you hit McStink Road, you've gone too far). If you've been there, you know that the bleachers are actually the only seats in the stadium that face the action properly and accommodate an adult male not suited for a career in the equestrian arts.
Use your imagination and put yourself in those bleacher seats on a warm summer Saturday. You pre-gamed at O'Flaherty's House O'Suds (sure, we've got time for two more before we head over to the park). You're having a few beers with the boys, maybe even a sausage or two.
What's that? You want to start some good-natured joshing with our neighbors rooting for the Yankees? What the heck, let's do it! Hey, that girl sitting diagonally in front of you is not too bad looking. The Thurman Munson tattoo on her bicep is a little extreme, but whatever. Dude, she's laughing at your jokes! What's that? You mean the big guy on her left? Well he is sitting next to her, but he's probably just a friend. Maybe it's her brother. That's right, tell him what Brosius rhymes with. What did he just say about your girlfriend (you have a girlfriend)? That's it, go right for the mom jokes - he looks like the momma's boy type. Oh snap! He's right up in your face! Are you going to let him bring that weak shit your way? "Take it easy"? All you've got is "take it easy"?
You know what, maybe we should move our seats. Why don't you switch seats with that guy wearing the half shirt. It's probably safer over there.
3 comments:
He should have asked that cat "to go outside". They could have then hugged it out and bought each other a beer.
I was there, but some fat fucking head blocked my view.
word on the street is that Scuba will play along with the Dropkick Murphys during the Sawx duckboat parade. Bronson Arroyo will likely also join Scuba to jam. In the past, Theo Epstein has been know to rock out with TommyPanic.
Stay tuned.
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